I must have
called her by the wrong name. She looked just like Linda at my old school, but
in the new school she was Joyce. I almost never call people by their name
because their faces shoot poisoned arrows when I get it wrong. There were
always at least two Lindas and Nancys and Joyces in every school. If I didn’t
have a name, no one could forget it or remember it. They would often spell my
name wrong, with a “y” or a “j” instead of an “i.” I never met anyone with my
name until I was 30 years old. It was exciting, like proof that I existed. A
friend’s daughter was always one of two or three Sarahs in her class. When she
went to college, she decided to change to a nickname. She polled everyone she
knew and settled on Sadie, a name common among my grandparents. How does it
feel to have a common name? When I first went to eastern Europe, there were
three other Sonias at the conference, with the “i” and with the “j,” even a
Sanya. I had slipped into a slot that fit exactly. My name had become a tribe.
My daughter’s name, Christie, can be spelled at least six different ways, and
it’s not short for anything. She hates to see it spelled wrong, as though she
is someone else. A name has power, but to be nameless is freeing. A name ties
you down to one meaning, an anchor to safety, but also a weight to drag you
down.
Friday, September 25, 2015
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Slice of Life Tuesday
Do Men Have a Better Sense of
Humor,
or Just a Weirder One?
or Just a Weirder One?
Recently my
husband and I were discussing what makes something funny, and whether something
being funny could ever be offensive. He thought that if something was truly
funny, it couldn’t be offensive, and someone who thought it wasn’t funny had no
sense of humor. I thought that it always depended on where one was in relation
to the object of the joke.
Came a case
study today. My husband tells me the following joke someone told him once.
Mickey
Mantle takes his teammates Whitey Ford and Billy Martin hunting in his home
state of Oklahoma. Mickey thinks the best hunting will be on his friend’s land,
so they go to the friend’s house, where Mickey says he should go in and
ask permission, as a courtesy, since he
knows the friend will say yes, while Whitey and Billy stay outside.
Mickey and
his friend exchange greetings, and the friend says that of course they can hunt
on his property. But Mickey could do him a favor. The friend’s favorite horse is
old and sick, and really should be put down, but he just doesn’t have the heart
to shoot him himself. Could Mickey shoot the horse for him? Of course, Mickey
says.
When he
joins Whitey and Billy, however, he decides to play a little joke on them. “That
son of a bitch,” he reports, “he won’t let us hunt here. I don’t know why he’s
being such a shit. I’ve got to get even with him.”
He points to
the old horse in the paddock next to the house. “That’s his favorite horse.
I’ve got a good mind to shoot him.”
“Don’t do
that,” Whitey says. “We can go hunt somewhere else.”
“No,”
Mickey insists. “I’m going to shoot his horse.” And while he and Whitey
continue to argue over whether Mickey will shoot the horse, they hear gunshots.
Billy is shooting the friend’s cattle.
I grimaced.
How stupid, I thought. Yet my husband was laughing. “Of course,” I said, “that
is only funny if you think men are really stupid.” Yes, my husband said, still
chuckling.
Labels:
baseball,
humor,
jokes,
men,
slice of life
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