He Said, She Said
He said, Can I take you out for a drink?
She said, Sure, I’d like a drink.
He said, I’ll have another.
She said, I’m doing fine.
He said, I’ll have another.
She thought, that’s a lot of glasses
lined up like a wall between them.
He said, I’ll drive you home.
She said, I’ll call a cab.
He said, I drive better when I’m drunk.
She said, I get home safer when
the driver’s not drunk.
He said, See you around.
She said, Not if I see you first.
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