So it's been a while since I wrote a golden shovel poem, but I've been saving source headlines to work on. Even though it's now June 7, here's one for May 22.
source: Rural Oregon Votes to Quit Its Own State and Secede to Idaho
They don’t want to start a war, the rural
Citizens of Oregon.
They only want to not be overruled by the votes
Of city citizens, to
Escape values that rural citizens dislike. Country folk quit
Empathy, its
Apparent weakness intolerable for people who carry their own
Guns wherever they go. They state
Their need for more compatible associates and
Demand to secede.
City folk escort them to the border, to
Their own private Idaho.
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